Snapple Joke #10: If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide & seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself?

-Serendipity. the Snapple beverage containing this joke was *found* while playing hide-n-seek with 3 very high energy kids on a very low energy day. Need I say more?

How come the dove gets to be the peace symbol? How about the pillow? It has more feathers than the dove, and it doesn't have that dangerous beak.

-Jack Handey (as seen on SNL) "Deeper Thoughts"

Home Star Runner!

Need scroll-buttons like the day is long?

Let Strong Bad teach you a thing or two.